Another Zero Power Draw Computer

ALEUTIA

Not as slick as the crank laptop, and it costs a hell of a lot more, but it allows the user to escape the clutches of Microsoft, Intel and (yes) Apple, not to mention the power company—collectively, if you will, the Man.

My guess is the solar panel probably works a lot better in the tropics. I wonder if they could set you up with the panel AND a little wind turbine for twice as much money. Then I really could operate out of a cave in Western MA like it says in my bio. Oh, to dream.

Crank

I have been pretty bitter of late about the state of environmentalism as a cause. Ostensibly this might seem an odd or even indefensible reaction to anyone for whom this cause is not directly hard-wired to the soul, as it is for me. George Bush admitted publicly that global warming exists. Al Gore got a Nobel Prize for convincing him. Nicolas Sarkozy, the French president (who has been cozying up to Bush like Putin before that whole missile shield spat), said the following to Bush’s face:

“Those who love the country of wide-open spaces, of national parks and nature protected, nature reserves, expect America to stand alongside Europe in leading — I repeat, leading — the fight against global warming that threatens the destruction of our planet.”

Yeah.

Sadly none of this makes me feel any better because then I see corporations jockeying for “green” position with giant ad budgets and no actual effort. I see a whole lot of nothing being done about that completely demented farm subsidies system we have, or, you know, mandatory fuel efficiency standards, because nobody’s really committed enough, no matter how many Nobel prizes they give to Al Gore, to actually push anything through congress. I see environmental policy not coming up in the presidential primary debates. And meanwhile there’s the California wildfires, the Georgia drought, the great Pacific garbage patch, the coal apocalypse in China, and meanwhile it’s mid-November and in Boston there are still green leaves on the trees and gardens producing tomatoes, and the Boston Phoenix puts out one “green” issue printed on recycled paper, and apparently that’s enough reassurance to keep everybody complacently trundling along to their tech jobs and cooing to themselves about living in the most progressive city in the country.

But to rant and rage was not my object. I have seen a ray of light, and it is the crank-powered laptop. Yes! You have heard of such things before. For $200, a poor kid in Africa who can’t afford rice can now own a laptop. You wrote it off as a stupid idea. Why not just send them $200 worth of rice? Give a man a fish, I say, and he eats for a day. But give him a laptop and teach him to perform a low-end tech job, and he’ll give India a run for their money.

Ok, so I’m not completely serious about that. But education is a wonderful thing. And nobody in Africa’s going to be able to get by on subsistence farming once the real droughts kick in. Which they will. No ice on Kilimanjaro means no water anywhere else.

But actually, the benefits to the poor kids in Rwanda who can barely afford school fees to me are only half of it. Just go have a look at the crank-powered laptop’s tech specs: laptop.org. This thing is amazing. It is a marvel of engineering. It runs on 15 watts of power, can be charged up by a pedal, a crank or a pullchain, has a screen that can be viewed in full daylight, a built-in wireless router, Linux, and the durability of a tank. Frankly, it uses exactly the kind of innovation we ought to be devoting to cars, phones, construction, public transportation, and yes, computers, over here in the first world: lower capacity, lower cost, smaller footprint. Sacrifices for the greater good, as opposed to egomaniacal insular money grubbing nearsightedness. See the Sarkozy quote above.

What I’m saying is, I want one.

Ok, sure, my livelihood depends on high-powered graphics rendering capability and enormous disk space. I can’t ditch the computer I have. But every time I go out to the cafe or the library to sit and write fiction, I’m using ten times the electricity (or more) to do the exact same things I could be doing on the crank laptop. And what about the other people sitting in that cafe? Whether it be the cafeteria at Whole Foods or the bar at the Lady Killigrew, I am going to be fostering some mad green tech envy. This is Western MA, where owning a hybrid car makes you a capitalist hero, helping to prove the economic viability of not fucking up the earth. Pretty soon, everybody will be wanting a crank-powered laptop!

Just think: with a little bit of effort and mechanical ingenuity, I’m willing to bet I could figure out how to hook my laptop crank up to my bike pedals. Then I could be charging up my computer on the way to the library–so by the time I get there and get cozy, I won’t be using any power at all. It blows the mind.

The people making the crank-powered laptop are offering a deal, starting today and ending on Black Friday (ie the day after Thanksgiving), where if you buy one for a kid in Africa, you get one of your own.

laptopgiving.org

Category Syndication

Did you know that WordPress will automatically generate RSS feeds from any category in a blog? So for example, if you like my photo content, but could care less about my writing ruminations, you could subscribe your RSS reader just to the Visions category. Try rolling your mouse over some of the categories in the left sidebar. Your browser’s status bar (if you have it turned on) will show something like this:

https://mossyskull.com/?cat=5

Each category in WordPress is assigned a number. Visions happens to be assigned the number 5. All you have to do to turn a Category into an RSS feed is plug the number for that category into the blog’s RSS generator, like so:

https://mossyskull.com/wp-rss2.php?cat=5

And you can do that for any category in any WordPress blog you come across. Cool, eh?

If your response to the above was “What the hell is an RSS Feed?”, try reading this.

The Beginning

At long last it has occurred. I am abandoning MovableType in favor of WordPress. You’ll find the old blog archived at https://mossyskull.com/mt.html for nostalgia purposes.

What does this mean for you, faithful reader? Well, if you’re reading this via RSS, you’d better reset your syndication to the following: https://mossyskull.com/?feed=rss2. If you’re happy navigating to it via the web, you shouldn’t have to do anything. I’m going to switch http://www.michaeljdeluca.com/ to point at the WordPress version, and your links won’t be able to tell the difference.

All the comments got transferred. Amazing, isn’t it? And one of the pluses of switching to WordPress is that the Nonsentient Beings haven’t found it yet, so I can leave comment moderation turned off until they do. Be fun to see how long that takes.

Fare Thee Well, Stunted Pine!

Hello, Mossy Skull.